About Clare Austen-Smith
Hi! I'm Clare. I am a writer, illustrator, and comedian based in Chicago. You can find me lurking in a green room near you or eating pad thai at a coffee shop without a fork because I was scared of getting kicked out for bringing in "outside food."
I have written for Bustle, Thought Catalog, and Sweet Lemon Media.
I create sketch comedy videos under the name Young Professional Women as well as with the iO Comedy Network.
Interested in commissions or bookings? Contact me below.
Follow me on Twitter at @ClareAusten and on Instagram as @OkayClare
I have huge tits and I am respected in every room I enter because of them
"Yep, she fucks that fish." - My 5 star review of Guillermo Del Toro’s new movie, “The Shape of Water.”
I'll never get over going to work the day after I got BANGS and literally nobody noticed.