About Clare Austen-Smith
Hi! I'm Clare. I am a writer, illustrator, and comedian based in Chicago. You can find me lurking in a green room near you or eating pad thai at a coffee shop without a fork because I was scared of getting kicked out for bringing in "outside food."
I have written for Bustle, Thought Catalog, and Sweet Lemon Media.
I create sketch comedy videos under the name Young Professional Women as well as with the iO Comedy Network.
Interested in commissions or bookings? Contact me below.
Follow me on Twitter at @ClareAusten and on Instagram as @OkayClare
I will never be as hot as the woman working out to Family Guy in front of me on the elliptical
I sent my parents a thank you card for my Christmas gift and upon arrival was immediately texted a critique of thank you note
The secret to good comedy is terrible awful graphic design