About Clare Austen-Smith
Hi! I'm Clare. I am a writer, illustrator, and comedian based in Chicago. You can find me lurking in a green room near you or eating pad thai at a coffee shop without a fork because I was scared of getting kicked out for bringing in "outside food."
I have written for Bustle, Thought Catalog, and Sweet Lemon Media.
I create sketch comedy videos under the name Young Professional Women as well as with the iO Comedy Network.
Interested in commissions or bookings? Contact me below.
Follow me on Twitter at @ClareAusten and on Instagram as @OkayClare
Doctor: *does ultrasound* Me: You're telling me HOW many SPIDERS live WHERE?
Da Bulls Da Bears Da-Nehisi Coates -Woke Mike Ditka
God’s punishment for having premarital sex with a comedian is seeing their show promos on Facebook for the rest of your life
"Oh dear, what clever little fingers she has!" - Victorian era ghost watching me insert a tampon